Helping weirdos like you and me transform their bodies.

(With food.)

(And jokes.)

 

 

 

[Allow me to suggest what to put in your mouth.]

[Nutrition is weird. Let's talk about it.]

[It's dangerous to go alone.]

[Who the hell is talking?]

 

 

 

 

[nutrition setup]  

[nonsense rambling]

[transformation mentoring]